Poopositelock - A Criagslist Hunt

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 08/21/2014 at 10:50 • Filed to: poopositelock

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Show me hilariously terrible finds from your local CL/Kijiji/GumTree

Today's find, well who wouldn't want to buy someone's half finished project car hell?

$800 gets you... a solid start? but likely wiring nightmares, highly dubious lift, but a clean shell and some expensive tyres. wait a minute... this might not actually be poop...

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4617816411…

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > MonkeePuzzle 08/21/2014 at 10:58

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Do you like Cadillacs?! Well kids I got this great deal on a rebadged opel mv6 with a coolant leak, a drivers door that can't be opened, and no power steering. Also computer issues are included free with the deal.

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/4606147597…

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > MonkeePuzzle 08/21/2014 at 11:03

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It's not cheap, but it IS insane. 10k for an F'ed up Mustang with 215k miles on it.

Oh and it's a V6 with not hooked up NOS and an "electrical leak" whatever that means. this might be on the list for worst ad ever:

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4624144390…

MonkeePuzzle > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/21/2014 at 11:12

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an electric leak in the compressor!? dubya tee eff!?

also, how the hell do you lose the plastic ring in the seatbelt hole of the seat?

and just a big ol' block of text, come on people carriage returns! bullet points!

really not a terrible car, its just the price thats killing it

oh AND the title, not "mustang" just "WOW!!!"

RazoE > MonkeePuzzle 08/21/2014 at 11:12

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Yes, bro. I lift.

MonkeePuzzle > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 08/21/2014 at 11:13

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"Runs great. The bad: not driveable." that says it all right there

Pixel > MonkeePuzzle 08/21/2014 at 11:17

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My favorite line:

The understated elegance of this custom car makes driving fun again.

Yeah, understated elegance is what I think when I see a mustang with gullwinghdoors and diamond plate where the back seat should be.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > MonkeePuzzle 08/21/2014 at 11:17

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YEP!

I love the removal of the backseat to install 2 non-functioning and highly BOOMable NOS bottles (which are probably empty lol which kills the boomable factor).

oh man I just love doing a search of autos for sale by owner with just the word "custom"

pure gold

Pixel > MonkeePuzzle 08/21/2014 at 11:27

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http://southcoast.craigslist.org/cto/4527275896…

This S-10 has "no rote", and despite a fuel pump issue "you can deivw it home no problem".

http://worcester.craigslist.org/cto/4582605104…

Or you can get this lime green & black example with airbrushed skeletal joker. Despite it leaking from the head gasket, coolant tank and rear seal it does run well...

MonkeePuzzle > Pixel 08/21/2014 at 11:34

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"dis here is one damn ass classy show" ~ mustang owner on the topic of Pimp My Ride

MonkeePuzzle > Pixel 08/21/2014 at 11:36

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well I dont want no rote in my cars anyway! I love the hot chic posing with the car too, sorry I don't mean posing, I mean barely able to hide the disdain that her boyfriend is taking a picture

forget you clutch and parking brake pedals, you don't deserve shiny add ons!

Achmed-the-Delicious > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/21/2014 at 11:42

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Or...this ford?

http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/4615626475…

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Achmed-the-Delicious 08/21/2014 at 11:56

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god damn

gotta love the shit you find when you search "custom"